Lessons Learned

We learned our little man could roll over when he rolled off the bed.
We learned he could pull himself up when he fell out of his crib.
We learned he could climb a step when he lost his balance, fell and started screaming.
We learned he could pull a dining room chair on top of himself when we heard a crash and he started screaming.
We learned the number to poison control when he managed to find the bottle of clorox gel and his hand went straight to his mouth.
Needless to say, the gate's been installed, plugs have been covered, cleaners locked away and drawers latched.What else?